My boyfriend came over to eat dinner with my...
Dad: He loves you.
Me: Huh? How do you know?
Dad: Because he looks at you the same way I look at your mom.
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
Never had a New Year’s Kiss. Never had a Valentine Kiss. Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day. Never had a Valentine. Never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Never been taken out during Christmas.